Yea, such an odd coincidence! I wonder how many parts of the government they'll declare as "inefficient" and "wasteful" where there's a corporate donor just licking their chops, waiting to swoop in and profit from the same work. That'll be such a goofy coincidence, too.
It sure will be, it's not like there's a streamlined way to directly and easily bribe the president with cryptocurrency or even just buying his a stock on an exchange, so I don't see any conflicts of interest at all.
It all seems above board and not depressing at all.
