I don’t think I’ve dropped a glass or plate on my slate floor the entire time I’ve lived at my house - 10 years now. I think my wife maybe has once or twice.

Ya’ll are clumsy.

> Ya’ll are clumsy.

So are you, in the future… if you’re lucky enough to stick around. ;)

How many kids do you have and old are they?

Two. One is almost 3 and the other is a baby.

The toddler somehow hasn't broken anything yet other than an entire carton of eggs once, which was so hilarious it was worth it. I assume the other people commenting though aren't children ;)

Tight kitchens and lots of people working rapidly drops lots of stuff.